Hello.
My name, it means nothing,
and my age, it means less.
I am aware of my hypocrisy.
The only thing I know is that I don't know much about anything.
I enjoy pooping, eating everything I see,
being an all-around cunt,
smoking,
taking blurry pictures,
and long walks on the beach.
My interests include David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Steven Morrissey,
Thom Yorke, Daniel Dumile, Freddie Mercury,
sexual intercourse,
science,
philosophy,
playing video games,
and being lame as fuck.
I happen to be an atheist, but that's not really important.
I'm quite fond of ice cream.
Remember,
we're all in this together.