Anonymous asked: write a sexy poem about carmen
VERY WELL.
“i wish to be
in the places that no one sees
and i want you to feel me
as i crawl around inside
helping you reach that
moment
and you’ll finish like a symphony”
Anonymous asked: write a sexy poem about carmen
VERY WELL.
“i wish to be
in the places that no one sees
and i want you to feel me
as i crawl around inside
helping you reach that
moment
and you’ll finish like a symphony”
Anonymous asked: talk about something that makes you feel happiest.
whenever i’m sad i think about my bby and like her head on my tummy and stuff and i get all fuzzy and smiley :3
secret to happiness:
RIMJOBS ARE AN ACT WITH AN ACTUAL NAME
WHO CALLED THEM RIMJOBS?
WHO WAS LIKE
“YEAH BRO. RIMJOB. TRUST ME. GO WITH IT.”
THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT
AND WAS THE FIRST TIME AN ACCIDENT
AND THEY WERE SUDDENLY JUST LIKE
*DING* “FUCKIN RIMJOBS, SHIT’S GOOD”
WHO STARTED THAT?
I BET IT WAS THE FRENCH.
FUCKING FRENCH PEOPLE
lovely evening c: ‘cept it’s morning.
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME, CARMEN
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i’m here to invest fifty gajillion dollars in skype makeout technology
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